If you survive me....

Hey Jackie you could always try this........ what you are denying me my chance of meeting Vale, If you know what's good for you you wont deny me or else, I wont do anymore cooking, Ironing, washing, cleaning the house, no more sex until you give in, & no more anything that you want to do or get. It always work's for me This year though he did say to me well you've already meet Vale, Sooooooooo my reply was well you are denying me my chance of meeting him again then, I mean ever word i say, I'll never forgive you.

I could just take the easy route and threaten him with Gnocchi (not nooky) again - on holiday this year I had a bit of a disaster with gnocchi. Cook in boiling water for 2 minutes it said. Well, I was on holiday and got distracted. I thought we would never save the saucepan!! Give him his due, my son actually ate some of it but he is a growing lad and needs his nourishment in any form.
It has become a bit of a joke since. Don't upset mum or we'll be having gnocchi again!
I don't think denying him anything else would work - it would just make us both miserable and we would cheat while nobody was looking!
Edit: Actually, I had better point out that we don't normally, as a rule, have an audience!... That I know of, but with our neighbours there is no telling. I haven't ever seen them holding up score cards...think I had better stop there.

Yes please do stop, people will start talking & putting 2 & 2 together & get 10

Found my new outfit fot the races next year

You could die of exposure at Donington in either of those (although on the balance of probabilities it is due to be a hot year) but I know of a certain Doctor who could come to your aid!

I would not mind freezing then when he comes and warms me up again

Dr Costa, that is who I was thinking of - or even the guy from the Monza rally with the sink plunger on his head, he had Doctor on his overalls.
Who were you thinking of?

Yo've got me down on the floor now Jacky

Boobs are included or you have to buy them separately?