Ohhh I would love to write something, but I can't explain my feelings in English! XDD

Well, Viola can probably help you out there... my efforts not really about feelings... lol.

Rossi likes mortadella and bread,
And it certainly keeps him well fed,
But out on a date,
His bowels can inflate,
And the lady to her home, she fled!

(Then she remembered that Rossi was young, hot and rich... so came back again.)

lmao, those are genius!

Join in... and the dirtier the better!

you know i am not creative, i have trouble putting normal sentences together in an understandable way, god forbid i should try to be poetic, or limeretic or whatever

I translated something I wrote in Spanish:

Vale you are big,
because you are the one who vibrates the circuit.
Vale you are modest,
because you don't want to brag about your victories.
Vale, everybody loves you
because, when you are in the motorbike, everybody supports you in a momment.
Vale you are human,
because you never changed.
Vale your enemies adore you,
because they grow up with you and they respect you.
Vale you are Valentino Rossi,
because just Valentino Rossi can make us feel alright when he is in his motorbike.

I think is a good translation :_

There once was a chick called Tammerz,
Who gets embarrassed cause she stammers,
But Valentino said fine,
I can take my time,
When I give her bang with my hammers!

very lovely aku

Sorry, lovey, I'm having a bit of a laugh! The poem's feeling and message is lovely... but the translation is a wee bit out of sorts!

In english... we aren't in, we're on. So "on his motorbike"... on the train... on the track.

The use of the word big is too simplistic... kids will say big instead of grand, majestic etc. So it doesn't suit poetry/prose.

But you seriously got me at vibrates the circuit! That's a beauty! Just trying to think what you might have meant...

Valentino you are the master,
It is you who lights up the circuit.....?

Or did you mean shake the circuit?

vibrates works for me...lol