Hey, this thread has been resurrected!
Just read Sportsphotography's efforts (SP in future!) - you won me over with "colon cramp", hehe.
Viola, I think the serious poetry requires a skill level I don't have... so I don't try. Bravo to you!
But made me write another limmerick!
Rossi thinks he's a dick-head,
And some will shout "well said!"
But when the chips are down
In the race for the crown
Rossi won't give in till he's dead!
Still like em better when they're dirty!
Rossi rides victorious around the track,
As The Doctor he's certainly no quack,
But as the fans pats jarred,
Rossi yelled, "F**king bastard"
As he weaved his way round the pack!
There was some discussion about Rossi's balls,
ANd touching them for luck before he falls,
But it's all about luck
Not an invitation to f**k,
SO when he does it, no cat-calls!
Ending a bit limp... had trouble rhyming with balls at the end... can you believe it? lol.