Valentino's Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes. -
12.08.2008, 18:17
All righty!
To get things started, it's an oldy from 2004... something someone has been worrying about.
when asked about his biggest talent, vale replied,' unfortunately, i am faster in making sex than when im riding on a motorcycle.'
I think he was just being amusing and taking the piss out of himself. I maintain it's only men who are complacent about sex who then make jokes about it.
Therefore, no need to worry! Valentino has race duration!
And another one if anyone is keen:
Aussie brought this up in the Brno race thread:
We have seven races left and I am dreaming of them all being as fun as Laguna Seca!”
Just a slight dig at Casey I think! Love it!
I think you might be right, Aussie... that KC is still spitting chips about that race, still crying foul, and Rossi can't say enough what a good ole time he had...
Stirring that little drip Stoner, oh yeah!
It's taken one and a half racing seasons, but finally, Rossi has broken Stoner... and smashed him like a guitar!
Valentino Rossi: The smartest, cleverest, bestest, hottest, sexiest, sweetest, finest f**ker on the planet today.
2007... it's still gonna get it's ass kicked! 2007... it's HISTORY!
Forza The Marco Simoncelli Hair Appreciation Team. World Champions!
Yeah, I think I've read that somewhere... or maybe somewhere here!
16cm is starting to put him in the John Holmes category... should we believe Signor Rossi?
On that note... his leathers used to be NICE AND TIGHT in 2004, 2005... (HRC Leathers, couldn't see a damn thing!), then went a bit looser 2006, 2007... but 2008, I see we're back in town with some nice snug fitting leathers...
Much better for when on the podium to show who is the biggest boy in town!
Hahhahahahhahahha
It's taken one and a half racing seasons, but finally, Rossi has broken Stoner... and smashed him like a guitar!
Valentino Rossi: The smartest, cleverest, bestest, hottest, sexiest, sweetest, finest f**ker on the planet today.
2007... it's still gonna get it's ass kicked! 2007... it's HISTORY!
Forza The Marco Simoncelli Hair Appreciation Team. World Champions!
It's taken one and a half racing seasons, but finally, Rossi has broken Stoner... and smashed him like a guitar!
Valentino Rossi: The smartest, cleverest, bestest, hottest, sexiest, sweetest, finest f**ker on the planet today.
2007... it's still gonna get it's ass kicked! 2007... it's HISTORY!
OK, I'm struggling with my metric system conversion... 16cm shouldn't be too bad, 6 and a half inches is decent, though... 5 is apparently a world average. So I'll take back my John Holmes comparison, lol. (Thank God... anything that horselike... might feel like one of KC's relatives, EWWWWWWW.)
But yes... ah, GIRTH does matter! (Girth... hehe.)
It's taken one and a half racing seasons, but finally, Rossi has broken Stoner... and smashed him like a guitar!
Valentino Rossi: The smartest, cleverest, bestest, hottest, sexiest, sweetest, finest f**ker on the planet today.
2007... it's still gonna get it's ass kicked! 2007... it's HISTORY!
Forza The Marco Simoncelli Hair Appreciation Team. World Champions!
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